Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Mr. Bigglesworth

"What?", I asked myself when I actually considered the date I saw before me. "The 25th of February? There's no way..." As shock turned to reason, it seemed that 1. I have lost almost complete track of time; 2. I am still sane; 2.33. I think; 2.67. I'm quite positive actually though I bought hair clipper today with the intention of buzzing my hair off Britney-style; 3. I only have 3 months left of school; and 4. I should really find some seeds for that money tree I've been meaning to grow...

Every month a fantastic process takes place. We knew that we had to pay the man, the landlord, what we didn't know was how much utilities would cost. For the entirety of this month, we have mostly lived in frigid conditions. The only warm places seem to be about 2 inches from the radiators and on the electric range. When Gabor said, "No one has ever used this much gas in a month before," we were all pretty confused. "Uhh, that can't be right," Tristan said. "We've actually been living in the freezer." The highest amount of gas ever consumed in the flat was 271 cubic metres in a month. We somehow managed to consume 324. Last January, which was somewhat milder apparently, the tenants used 68. We've just decided to bundle up at home. We have pretty much cut the heating entirely except for heating the hot water. It isn't our job to invest in caulking, insulation, carpets, blankets, etc. etc. We've already bought shelves and mirrors. We let Gabor inspect the issue but its pretty futile I figure. If we are living in cold anyways, we might as well avoid paying an arm and a leg for it. Besides, this will be the coldest month and if we cut consumption now we can ammortize the gas expense over the remainder of the lease ("ammortize" - a favourite term of McConomy and Welker).

A month has come and passed and though there is still snow on the ground and winter doesn't want to go away, the sun came out and I only wore a sweater to the Immigration Office to finalize my residence permit. After all the documentation needed, the pleas to banks, parents, lawyers, university registrars, embassies, consulates, and 18,000 forint in stamps I finally have the shiny sticker in my passport that allows me to come and go from the country between April 21 and May 23. Seems like a big waste of energy to me considering I'll be studying for exams and not traveling (who am I kidding though?).
Melinda offers free hugs.

As of yet no one has blogged about our time with the three wonderful Austrian girls. Initially, since the recent fiasco with the Austrian coat thieves, we were weary of them. I hid all my belongings (which are few and smell of a mixture of 2-week old cigarette smoke, alcohol, sweat, blood, and tears) in the only place where I knew the filthy Austrians wouldn't go: the shower. My first impression was the complete opposite from my presuppositions. The women; Melinda (who is actually from Switzerland I think), Verena (who is actually from Germany) and Raquel (who is actually from Mexico) were a great addition to the pad while they were here. Once I realized none were authentically Austrian I was relieved. I don't really know why anyone even thought they were Austrian to being with. We played yahtzee and bananagrams, they made dinner, we drank alcohol (i know, hard to believe), sang karaoke at Morrison's (slight cringe at the thought of ABBA's "Thank you for the music"), had deep conversations about the world, shared stories, and meant to give free hugs to the people of Budapest but only made cardboard signs which are now hung to the walls downstairs. When we left for Munich on Thursday, we let them stay in our flat over the weekend. They cleaned it up really nice. Melinda works at an Igloo hotel in Zurich and offered a free night for us. We might be all traveled out, but it would be an awesome experience. I'll miss them and I'm sure the rest of the guys will too.

March, fittingly, will begin in Milan. We will travel to Zurich potentially, Belfast, Dublin, and I'll spend 10 days with Lauren in Cairo, riding camels, scuba diving, climbing pyramids and avoiding bombs (Its pretty unnerving but if I can put a positive spin on it, security will be at a high and prices will be at a low).

Well, I'd better get packing. To conclude in the wise words of Dr. Evil, "It's frickin' freezing out here, Mr. Bigglesworth."

Our landlord with Mr. Bigglesworth.

Heading to Milano


In just under 30 hours we will be on a Wizz Air (discount airline) flight bound for Milan. I don't know where we'll be sleeping (we haven't booked anything yet) and I don't know how we will fill our days (we don't plan too well), but I do know that we will be watching an AC Milan game Thursday night. I've been following this team for around 6 years now, ever since I started watching soccer and I honestly can't believe that I'm finally going to be watching a live game.

What is it with us men and sports? Why do we follow teams and players that don't even know of our existence? Why are we so emotional about "our teams"? Once again, I do not know, but what I do know is that I may have to fight back some tears when "my team" takes the field.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Memories from the road...

So it seems like mike and rock have done a pretty good job of filling everyone in on the broad structure of the trip. I'll just add a few reflections on memorable moments.

Our car almost "broke down" twice on this trip (ie. mike/rock were unable to start it in a gas station). Tristan and I weren't allowed to drive because of the insurance. Tristan "started" the car the first time by starting the car in neutral instead of drive. I "started" it the second time by moving the steering wheel before turning the key (thanks dad). We narrowly avoided the disaster of running out of gas on the autobahn. We were running on fumes for around 10 minutes with no civilization in sight.

The Haufbrauhauss was great once again - probably the best meal this trip. We tried to make up a few english drinking songs to seem less lame compared to the Germans next to us, but probably still came across as tools to them. I love that place and their 1L beers, can only imagine how crazy it would get come Octoberfest.

We never got stopped at customs once the entire trip. Damn ... could have made a killing in the import/export business, jks.

It's amazing to think we're doing Milan this weekend. It'll be nice to spend a bit less time driving and a little more time exploring. It'll be a different type of trip.

Monday, February 23, 2009

Good to be "home"

Wow, what a trip. Fun, random, but exhausting. It's great to be back to Budapest and to our flat, to sleep in our own beds, and to get a few days of rest before we fly to Milan on Thursday (more on that later). Some info about the trip:

Driving was pretty fun for me. I can't say I'm the most experienced driver, so I was a little nervous about driving along the Autobahn and through cities I wasn't familiar with. Thankfully, this wasn't a problem for too long and I got the hang of it quickly enough. My philosophy was that if I could drive and survive in Lebanon, I could surely do the same in Europe. We pushed our poor Opel Astra to the limit and maxed it out at around 205 kph. Poor thing.



Hotels The hostel in Munich was great. For only 10 Euro a night in a 40-bed room it was a pretty good deal. Before leaving, though, some greasy, slightly overweight, tattooed Spanish dude tried to pick a fight because my bag was leaning against his. Some people must really hate their lives huh? The "hotel" in Amsterdam was tiny and crappy and the one in Cologne was similar. The sheets were always clean though and that's all I ask for.

Cities Mike's post gives you a good idea of what we were up to. The trip was largely spontaneous and unplanned, and that's what really made the trip a great experience. We definitely ended the trip with a bunch of good stories.

Photos I was pretty lazy this weekend and only managed to take 92 photos, most of which were pretty crappy. My favourite is the one below. I took it while we were walking around Munich, a few hours before driving away to Amsterdam.

Online Polls

Hey everyone,

the boys are back from an intensely long road trip across western europe. final statistics are as follows: Getting ready... We are parked on the sidewalk in Budapest. This is typical

Distance: 2,330 km
Top Speed: 205km/h (see photo above)
Total Time: 3 days and 17 hours, 23 hours of driving (22 hours slept by tristan in car)
Rental: 50 euro/day
Gasoline: 2x50 euro/day

Illegal manouevres: 2 (1 speeding ticket in Amsterdam [not fair considering we just got off the autobahn] and one parking ticket in Vienna)

Canadian drinking songs: atleast 3 were sung at the Hofbrauhaus in Munich (one was Oh Canada...), the largest Beer Hall in the world while a group of twenty German guys belted out their own drunken ramblings at the top of their lungs at the table beside ours

Coffeeshops visited: 2, after the long drive from Munich, trevor needed a lot of coffee...
Spacecakes consumed by group: 1, unshared

Number of times sharing a bed: 2 (I slept with Trevor in Amsterdam in the shittiest "hotel" i've ever seen => the shower was in the same room as the toilet so you would literally shower over top of the toilet and there was no sink to wash your hands. the next person to use the toilet would find it soapy clean but in three inches of post-shower water. The other was Rock and Tristan who shared a bed at the Warsteiner Hof in cologne. I slept on the floor using trevor's coat as a pillow while trevor took a cot that rocked like a teeter-totter)

German entourages: 1, its wise to follow Germans who reference WWII, hand you dollar bills with boobs on them, and jump in unison on elevators trying to break it screaming German words knocking eachother over and pissing in garbage cans.

Extended meals across Europe: 1. On the journey home it was decided that a goal would make the drive more enjoyable. We drove to Salzburg, Austria to have appetizers (some wine, soup and salad) and then on to Vienna for the main course (a metre of barbecue ribs, authentically austrian I know, but it was late and we were really hungry) and finally to Bratislava, Slovakia for banana-splits (is what would have happened if it wasn't 11:30 on a Sunday night).

Massive street festivals: 1. Cologne Carneval puts Homecoming to shame. The party takes place in two areas, each 10 times the number of people that attend Aberdeen. Everyone (I mean everyone) is dressed in ridiculous costumes for the entire festival (it lasts 4 days) so that during the day people are walking around town dressed as pirates, rats, clowns, fairies, dragons, dinosaurs, elvis and anything else you can think of. They close the streets, open the bars for dancing 24 hours for the duration of the festival, all things that can be thrown, stolen, broken, used as a weapon, such as tables, chairs, signs (i watched a lady dressed as a flower carry a street sign down the middle of a street crowded with 60,000 people) are hidden in basements. Oh and there aren't any police to be seen. anywhere. and I didn't meet one other foreigner, they were all locals.
Trevor with crazy Cologners

Helpful Germans: a lot. Germans are awesome. A shout out to the old guy and his wife who practically walked me back to the hotel after Carneval. another shout out to the staff at the Warsteiner Hof who told us that we over slept the free breakfast, then proceeded to offer us free food anyways. finally, a shout out to the girl at the Subway who got us directions to the hotel, and to the girl at the Hostel who let us use the internet for free.


Parking in Amsterdam: astronomical. its no wonder they ride bikes everywhere.

Fun in the sun: 0 hours. It was not sunny once. It was mostly cloudy but proceeded to rain and finally, driving home at 1 in the morning after 3 nights of partying it began to snow. This isnt a problem usually but in an Opel Astra, winter driving can have its concerns.


A windmill near Koln.

Congrats to Tristan for besting everyone in the online poll of "who is the gourmet chef of the flat?".



Tristan in the Kitchen

Thursday, February 19, 2009

190km/h on autobahn in munich now!

"Wanna just rent a car and drive to the some insane carnival party in Germany?"


There comes a time in every young man's life when he must decide which cologne is right for him...

Hugo Boss..? Diesel..? D&G..? Gucci.., Walmart Womanizer..? Some may think the choices are limited, straightforward and even repetitive... but what if you want more from your cologne? What if you Dream Big Dreams..?

Today, we 4 Canucks from Buda embark on a journey that will see us travel to the end of the earth (or at least to northern Europe) and face Dragons the size of really big Dragons (or at least a wild rabbit... or pigeon...), we will represent the Great White North in a party that started all parties.

Stay tuned for the random updates, special guest interviews and breaking news, as we bring you the action after it happens - completely censored and editied for political purposes.

***if this blog post was a little too "washy", if it didnt "dry", please google "Cologne Carnival"

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

How to wash your dry clothes***


"Dude that is sick!! we should deff import these to N.America" - Rookie Mistake

2-in-1 Shampoo saves valuable time every morning for people of all races and blood types.

2-in-1 Drying-Washing Machines have been the source of pajama-less-nights and the occasional Friday night tear since its discovery on the 23rd of January. This "on-paper masterpiece" has single-handily quadrupled our carbon footprint, multitplied our utilty bills and tested our sanity.

PS> it should not take 9 hours to dry a couple pairs of Dolce & Gabbana knickers and a sweater vest...

You may be thinking to yourself wow that sounds AWESOME!!! a washing machine, that also drys your clothes... that's like totally efficient and cool! - yes, maybe... in theory, but how many Queen's Commerce lads does it take to figure out how to use one... more than we have available.

Just because it sounds super cool, totally awesome and safe... doesn't mean it will be - please see "Jurassic Park".

***fun fact: in order to dry your clothes, it must first pour more water on them... hmmm... this gets dangerously repetitive when the cycle finishes and your "save the rainforest" t-shirt is still soaking wet...

Monday, February 16, 2009

its been a while

For those who thought I stopped...

pushups: 26

Situps: 38

Still not great, but getting there.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Valentine's Day 2009

On Valentine's Day 2009, we ventured to one of Budapest's most famous sites: the flea market. If you can imagine the typical flea market back home, add about 3x as much crap, subtract about half as many booths, and add in the fact that we were all tired, cold, hungry and hungover and you have an adequate picture of what the flea market experience was like. At one station, a vendor was selling junk from their trunk. At another, there was a pile of random cell phone parts that had been obviously stolen from either a dumpster or stolen from the vendor beside him selling stolen cell phone parts. The parts were sold like produce; fill a bag, pay per kilogram of junk. The other peculiar thing was the absurd price of some items. A GPS system for your car, with no box, no power cord, no description or any indication that it works or not was $100. Tristan found a watch. The watch was in a box. The watch might have been new. But the watch was almost $400. It might make sense if the vendor displays a high price only to have it bartered down with a potential buyer. They don't budge though. Rock couldn't get a cell phone vendor to budge on a price, even though the phone had a few scratches on it. It probably has something to do with the fact that the vendor built the phone himself out of 8 or so kilograms of mix and match cell phone parts from the vendor next door.

Couchsurfing has its benefits. Mike, the American from South Carolina, was awesome. He brought bourbon, he plays the uke, he tells hilarious stories. He was a great addition to the house while he was here. Sadly, he's gone now. Off to Istanbul or something. Couchsurfing has its downsides as well. Two Austrian girls contacted us and were interested in potentially staying over. Thats cool except that we had Mike over so they checked into a hostel. We met for drinks anyways and had an enjoyable time out at this bar called Trapez. As the night wore on, the girls probably got tired of our antics (the crew here gets pretty loud after a few drinks) and left the bar taking Rock's coat with them. The details are a little fuzzy, but what we know now is that they took the coats (Rock had a girl's coat stashed with his) claiming that they wanted to make sure they weren't left behind at the bar. Rock was still at the bar however and when he went to grab his and his girl's coats, they were gone. The bartender was apologetic because nothing like that had happened before. We couldn't get a hold of the Austrians yesterday. We phoned them on Skype today. They are now in Prague. When asked if they picked up Rock's coats they hung up. I feel like we got, as the Hungarians say, gypsied. It makes me sad because couchsurfing is a great way to meet people from all over that you otherwise would not meet. There's a lesson in this somewhere. Don't talk to strangers? Don't drink with strangers? Don't put your coat on the back of a chair? Be careful around people you don't know?

Yes, its probably those things. At least we know we can buy the coats back at the Budapest Flea Market.