Tuesday, February 17, 2009
How to wash your dry clothes***
"Dude that is sick!! we should deff import these to N.America" - Rookie Mistake
2-in-1 Shampoo saves valuable time every morning for people of all races and blood types.
2-in-1 Drying-Washing Machines have been the source of pajama-less-nights and the occasional Friday night tear since its discovery on the 23rd of January. This "on-paper masterpiece" has single-handily quadrupled our carbon footprint, multitplied our utilty bills and tested our sanity.
PS> it should not take 9 hours to dry a couple pairs of Dolce & Gabbana knickers and a sweater vest...
You may be thinking to yourself wow that sounds AWESOME!!! a washing machine, that also drys your clothes... that's like totally efficient and cool! - yes, maybe... in theory, but how many Queen's Commerce lads does it take to figure out how to use one... more than we have available.
Just because it sounds super cool, totally awesome and safe... doesn't mean it will be - please see "Jurassic Park".
***fun fact: in order to dry your clothes, it must first pour more water on them... hmmm... this gets dangerously repetitive when the cycle finishes and your "save the rainforest" t-shirt is still soaking wet...
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Tristan, I had one of those "remarkable" machines years ago when I taught on a native reserve in northern Ontario. Same problems with it as you have. My only solution was to disconnect the water valve whenever it was switching to "dry" mode. Good luck!
ReplyDeleteREVENGE OF THE MACHINES
ReplyDeletenow all tristan's clothes look like they came from "baby gap"