Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Mr. Bigglesworth

"What?", I asked myself when I actually considered the date I saw before me. "The 25th of February? There's no way..." As shock turned to reason, it seemed that 1. I have lost almost complete track of time; 2. I am still sane; 2.33. I think; 2.67. I'm quite positive actually though I bought hair clipper today with the intention of buzzing my hair off Britney-style; 3. I only have 3 months left of school; and 4. I should really find some seeds for that money tree I've been meaning to grow...

Every month a fantastic process takes place. We knew that we had to pay the man, the landlord, what we didn't know was how much utilities would cost. For the entirety of this month, we have mostly lived in frigid conditions. The only warm places seem to be about 2 inches from the radiators and on the electric range. When Gabor said, "No one has ever used this much gas in a month before," we were all pretty confused. "Uhh, that can't be right," Tristan said. "We've actually been living in the freezer." The highest amount of gas ever consumed in the flat was 271 cubic metres in a month. We somehow managed to consume 324. Last January, which was somewhat milder apparently, the tenants used 68. We've just decided to bundle up at home. We have pretty much cut the heating entirely except for heating the hot water. It isn't our job to invest in caulking, insulation, carpets, blankets, etc. etc. We've already bought shelves and mirrors. We let Gabor inspect the issue but its pretty futile I figure. If we are living in cold anyways, we might as well avoid paying an arm and a leg for it. Besides, this will be the coldest month and if we cut consumption now we can ammortize the gas expense over the remainder of the lease ("ammortize" - a favourite term of McConomy and Welker).

A month has come and passed and though there is still snow on the ground and winter doesn't want to go away, the sun came out and I only wore a sweater to the Immigration Office to finalize my residence permit. After all the documentation needed, the pleas to banks, parents, lawyers, university registrars, embassies, consulates, and 18,000 forint in stamps I finally have the shiny sticker in my passport that allows me to come and go from the country between April 21 and May 23. Seems like a big waste of energy to me considering I'll be studying for exams and not traveling (who am I kidding though?).
Melinda offers free hugs.

As of yet no one has blogged about our time with the three wonderful Austrian girls. Initially, since the recent fiasco with the Austrian coat thieves, we were weary of them. I hid all my belongings (which are few and smell of a mixture of 2-week old cigarette smoke, alcohol, sweat, blood, and tears) in the only place where I knew the filthy Austrians wouldn't go: the shower. My first impression was the complete opposite from my presuppositions. The women; Melinda (who is actually from Switzerland I think), Verena (who is actually from Germany) and Raquel (who is actually from Mexico) were a great addition to the pad while they were here. Once I realized none were authentically Austrian I was relieved. I don't really know why anyone even thought they were Austrian to being with. We played yahtzee and bananagrams, they made dinner, we drank alcohol (i know, hard to believe), sang karaoke at Morrison's (slight cringe at the thought of ABBA's "Thank you for the music"), had deep conversations about the world, shared stories, and meant to give free hugs to the people of Budapest but only made cardboard signs which are now hung to the walls downstairs. When we left for Munich on Thursday, we let them stay in our flat over the weekend. They cleaned it up really nice. Melinda works at an Igloo hotel in Zurich and offered a free night for us. We might be all traveled out, but it would be an awesome experience. I'll miss them and I'm sure the rest of the guys will too.

March, fittingly, will begin in Milan. We will travel to Zurich potentially, Belfast, Dublin, and I'll spend 10 days with Lauren in Cairo, riding camels, scuba diving, climbing pyramids and avoiding bombs (Its pretty unnerving but if I can put a positive spin on it, security will be at a high and prices will be at a low).

Well, I'd better get packing. To conclude in the wise words of Dr. Evil, "It's frickin' freezing out here, Mr. Bigglesworth."

Our landlord with Mr. Bigglesworth.

Heading to Milano


In just under 30 hours we will be on a Wizz Air (discount airline) flight bound for Milan. I don't know where we'll be sleeping (we haven't booked anything yet) and I don't know how we will fill our days (we don't plan too well), but I do know that we will be watching an AC Milan game Thursday night. I've been following this team for around 6 years now, ever since I started watching soccer and I honestly can't believe that I'm finally going to be watching a live game.

What is it with us men and sports? Why do we follow teams and players that don't even know of our existence? Why are we so emotional about "our teams"? Once again, I do not know, but what I do know is that I may have to fight back some tears when "my team" takes the field.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Memories from the road...

So it seems like mike and rock have done a pretty good job of filling everyone in on the broad structure of the trip. I'll just add a few reflections on memorable moments.

Our car almost "broke down" twice on this trip (ie. mike/rock were unable to start it in a gas station). Tristan and I weren't allowed to drive because of the insurance. Tristan "started" the car the first time by starting the car in neutral instead of drive. I "started" it the second time by moving the steering wheel before turning the key (thanks dad). We narrowly avoided the disaster of running out of gas on the autobahn. We were running on fumes for around 10 minutes with no civilization in sight.

The Haufbrauhauss was great once again - probably the best meal this trip. We tried to make up a few english drinking songs to seem less lame compared to the Germans next to us, but probably still came across as tools to them. I love that place and their 1L beers, can only imagine how crazy it would get come Octoberfest.

We never got stopped at customs once the entire trip. Damn ... could have made a killing in the import/export business, jks.

It's amazing to think we're doing Milan this weekend. It'll be nice to spend a bit less time driving and a little more time exploring. It'll be a different type of trip.

Monday, February 23, 2009

Good to be "home"

Wow, what a trip. Fun, random, but exhausting. It's great to be back to Budapest and to our flat, to sleep in our own beds, and to get a few days of rest before we fly to Milan on Thursday (more on that later). Some info about the trip:

Driving was pretty fun for me. I can't say I'm the most experienced driver, so I was a little nervous about driving along the Autobahn and through cities I wasn't familiar with. Thankfully, this wasn't a problem for too long and I got the hang of it quickly enough. My philosophy was that if I could drive and survive in Lebanon, I could surely do the same in Europe. We pushed our poor Opel Astra to the limit and maxed it out at around 205 kph. Poor thing.



Hotels The hostel in Munich was great. For only 10 Euro a night in a 40-bed room it was a pretty good deal. Before leaving, though, some greasy, slightly overweight, tattooed Spanish dude tried to pick a fight because my bag was leaning against his. Some people must really hate their lives huh? The "hotel" in Amsterdam was tiny and crappy and the one in Cologne was similar. The sheets were always clean though and that's all I ask for.

Cities Mike's post gives you a good idea of what we were up to. The trip was largely spontaneous and unplanned, and that's what really made the trip a great experience. We definitely ended the trip with a bunch of good stories.

Photos I was pretty lazy this weekend and only managed to take 92 photos, most of which were pretty crappy. My favourite is the one below. I took it while we were walking around Munich, a few hours before driving away to Amsterdam.

Online Polls

Hey everyone,

the boys are back from an intensely long road trip across western europe. final statistics are as follows: Getting ready... We are parked on the sidewalk in Budapest. This is typical

Distance: 2,330 km
Top Speed: 205km/h (see photo above)
Total Time: 3 days and 17 hours, 23 hours of driving (22 hours slept by tristan in car)
Rental: 50 euro/day
Gasoline: 2x50 euro/day

Illegal manouevres: 2 (1 speeding ticket in Amsterdam [not fair considering we just got off the autobahn] and one parking ticket in Vienna)

Canadian drinking songs: atleast 3 were sung at the Hofbrauhaus in Munich (one was Oh Canada...), the largest Beer Hall in the world while a group of twenty German guys belted out their own drunken ramblings at the top of their lungs at the table beside ours

Coffeeshops visited: 2, after the long drive from Munich, trevor needed a lot of coffee...
Spacecakes consumed by group: 1, unshared

Number of times sharing a bed: 2 (I slept with Trevor in Amsterdam in the shittiest "hotel" i've ever seen => the shower was in the same room as the toilet so you would literally shower over top of the toilet and there was no sink to wash your hands. the next person to use the toilet would find it soapy clean but in three inches of post-shower water. The other was Rock and Tristan who shared a bed at the Warsteiner Hof in cologne. I slept on the floor using trevor's coat as a pillow while trevor took a cot that rocked like a teeter-totter)

German entourages: 1, its wise to follow Germans who reference WWII, hand you dollar bills with boobs on them, and jump in unison on elevators trying to break it screaming German words knocking eachother over and pissing in garbage cans.

Extended meals across Europe: 1. On the journey home it was decided that a goal would make the drive more enjoyable. We drove to Salzburg, Austria to have appetizers (some wine, soup and salad) and then on to Vienna for the main course (a metre of barbecue ribs, authentically austrian I know, but it was late and we were really hungry) and finally to Bratislava, Slovakia for banana-splits (is what would have happened if it wasn't 11:30 on a Sunday night).

Massive street festivals: 1. Cologne Carneval puts Homecoming to shame. The party takes place in two areas, each 10 times the number of people that attend Aberdeen. Everyone (I mean everyone) is dressed in ridiculous costumes for the entire festival (it lasts 4 days) so that during the day people are walking around town dressed as pirates, rats, clowns, fairies, dragons, dinosaurs, elvis and anything else you can think of. They close the streets, open the bars for dancing 24 hours for the duration of the festival, all things that can be thrown, stolen, broken, used as a weapon, such as tables, chairs, signs (i watched a lady dressed as a flower carry a street sign down the middle of a street crowded with 60,000 people) are hidden in basements. Oh and there aren't any police to be seen. anywhere. and I didn't meet one other foreigner, they were all locals.
Trevor with crazy Cologners

Helpful Germans: a lot. Germans are awesome. A shout out to the old guy and his wife who practically walked me back to the hotel after Carneval. another shout out to the staff at the Warsteiner Hof who told us that we over slept the free breakfast, then proceeded to offer us free food anyways. finally, a shout out to the girl at the Subway who got us directions to the hotel, and to the girl at the Hostel who let us use the internet for free.


Parking in Amsterdam: astronomical. its no wonder they ride bikes everywhere.

Fun in the sun: 0 hours. It was not sunny once. It was mostly cloudy but proceeded to rain and finally, driving home at 1 in the morning after 3 nights of partying it began to snow. This isnt a problem usually but in an Opel Astra, winter driving can have its concerns.


A windmill near Koln.

Congrats to Tristan for besting everyone in the online poll of "who is the gourmet chef of the flat?".



Tristan in the Kitchen

Thursday, February 19, 2009

190km/h on autobahn in munich now!

"Wanna just rent a car and drive to the some insane carnival party in Germany?"


There comes a time in every young man's life when he must decide which cologne is right for him...

Hugo Boss..? Diesel..? D&G..? Gucci.., Walmart Womanizer..? Some may think the choices are limited, straightforward and even repetitive... but what if you want more from your cologne? What if you Dream Big Dreams..?

Today, we 4 Canucks from Buda embark on a journey that will see us travel to the end of the earth (or at least to northern Europe) and face Dragons the size of really big Dragons (or at least a wild rabbit... or pigeon...), we will represent the Great White North in a party that started all parties.

Stay tuned for the random updates, special guest interviews and breaking news, as we bring you the action after it happens - completely censored and editied for political purposes.

***if this blog post was a little too "washy", if it didnt "dry", please google "Cologne Carnival"

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

How to wash your dry clothes***


"Dude that is sick!! we should deff import these to N.America" - Rookie Mistake

2-in-1 Shampoo saves valuable time every morning for people of all races and blood types.

2-in-1 Drying-Washing Machines have been the source of pajama-less-nights and the occasional Friday night tear since its discovery on the 23rd of January. This "on-paper masterpiece" has single-handily quadrupled our carbon footprint, multitplied our utilty bills and tested our sanity.

PS> it should not take 9 hours to dry a couple pairs of Dolce & Gabbana knickers and a sweater vest...

You may be thinking to yourself wow that sounds AWESOME!!! a washing machine, that also drys your clothes... that's like totally efficient and cool! - yes, maybe... in theory, but how many Queen's Commerce lads does it take to figure out how to use one... more than we have available.

Just because it sounds super cool, totally awesome and safe... doesn't mean it will be - please see "Jurassic Park".

***fun fact: in order to dry your clothes, it must first pour more water on them... hmmm... this gets dangerously repetitive when the cycle finishes and your "save the rainforest" t-shirt is still soaking wet...

Monday, February 16, 2009

its been a while

For those who thought I stopped...

pushups: 26

Situps: 38

Still not great, but getting there.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Valentine's Day 2009

On Valentine's Day 2009, we ventured to one of Budapest's most famous sites: the flea market. If you can imagine the typical flea market back home, add about 3x as much crap, subtract about half as many booths, and add in the fact that we were all tired, cold, hungry and hungover and you have an adequate picture of what the flea market experience was like. At one station, a vendor was selling junk from their trunk. At another, there was a pile of random cell phone parts that had been obviously stolen from either a dumpster or stolen from the vendor beside him selling stolen cell phone parts. The parts were sold like produce; fill a bag, pay per kilogram of junk. The other peculiar thing was the absurd price of some items. A GPS system for your car, with no box, no power cord, no description or any indication that it works or not was $100. Tristan found a watch. The watch was in a box. The watch might have been new. But the watch was almost $400. It might make sense if the vendor displays a high price only to have it bartered down with a potential buyer. They don't budge though. Rock couldn't get a cell phone vendor to budge on a price, even though the phone had a few scratches on it. It probably has something to do with the fact that the vendor built the phone himself out of 8 or so kilograms of mix and match cell phone parts from the vendor next door.

Couchsurfing has its benefits. Mike, the American from South Carolina, was awesome. He brought bourbon, he plays the uke, he tells hilarious stories. He was a great addition to the house while he was here. Sadly, he's gone now. Off to Istanbul or something. Couchsurfing has its downsides as well. Two Austrian girls contacted us and were interested in potentially staying over. Thats cool except that we had Mike over so they checked into a hostel. We met for drinks anyways and had an enjoyable time out at this bar called Trapez. As the night wore on, the girls probably got tired of our antics (the crew here gets pretty loud after a few drinks) and left the bar taking Rock's coat with them. The details are a little fuzzy, but what we know now is that they took the coats (Rock had a girl's coat stashed with his) claiming that they wanted to make sure they weren't left behind at the bar. Rock was still at the bar however and when he went to grab his and his girl's coats, they were gone. The bartender was apologetic because nothing like that had happened before. We couldn't get a hold of the Austrians yesterday. We phoned them on Skype today. They are now in Prague. When asked if they picked up Rock's coats they hung up. I feel like we got, as the Hungarians say, gypsied. It makes me sad because couchsurfing is a great way to meet people from all over that you otherwise would not meet. There's a lesson in this somewhere. Don't talk to strangers? Don't drink with strangers? Don't put your coat on the back of a chair? Be careful around people you don't know?

Yes, its probably those things. At least we know we can buy the coats back at the Budapest Flea Market.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Its business... its business ti-ime

Im in my business socks. Because its business time. You know what that means....

Forget it.

You don't want to read this blog post.

It isn't interesting and it won't improve or enhance your life in anyway.

Turn away now.

Go to eBay.com and buy yourself a brand new harmonica. Grow a sly French moustache and soul patch. Enjoy Knob Creek Kentucky bourbon. Eat another Diavolo pizza from Pizza Marzano. Enter a cathedral and marvel at the architectural intricacies. Experience a period of self-doubt and self-actualization simultaneously. Phone a new friend. Wake up to an American named Mike playing his ukulele and harmonica in your living room. Purchase the least expensive drink at a bar and be pleasantly surprised by the flavour of St. Hubertos. Watch Leonard Bernstein at Harvard http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14VhzlcSuT0. But do not, under any circumstance read this blog post.

Knob Creek Kentucky straight bourbon whiskey

We currently have our first Couch Surfer living with us for a few days (if you don't know what I'm talking about, read the post about Couch Surfing) and it's been a cool experience. He's from Kentucky and was kind enough to bring us one of Kentucky's finer products, Knob Creek Bourbon. If you haven't tried it out I'd definitely recommend it. It's aged for 9 years and is made a little differently than normal whiskey.

Friday, February 13, 2009

When in Tokyo ...


So we had a little bit of Japanese food for lunch today. Ok, maybe a lot ...

We headed to an all you can eat sushi place downtown (4000 forints for enough food to turn little boy into fat man). It was pretty cool - the food all came on a conveyor belt and you grabbed what you felt like eating.

I think Mike and I had the most, piling up almost 40 dishes each just to get our money's worth.

Time for a napzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........................................

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Things I learned today


I'm tempted to call the past 9 hours useless because I/we got nothing accomplished, but I must admit I've learned a few useful things:

1. Never sprint to catch bus number X without first knowing which direction its going.
2. Don't be disappointed when the folks at the immigration office decide to end their shifts an hour early for a group meeting.
3. Don't start speaking English to a foreigner without first asking if they speak English ("angolo?"). Weather they do or not is besides the point.
4. Just because someone works at McDonalds doesn't necessarily mean they know what a "Cheeseburger" is. This is related to #3.

Things I would like to know:

1. What is a Rofiburger? We had one at McDonalds, but no one could translate what it was to English. If it helps, it tasted a bit like sausage.
2. When are we going to win the battle against the common cold?

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

A day in the life of...





Have you ever wondered what it is like to have class in a foreign country from 8am - 9pm on a Wednesday..?

One medium non-Starbucks latte
One vending machine cappuccino
1 break-fast of champions
1 love for the game

an evening alone

I just finished watching Zeitgeist on Google video. It was a fascinating film and i'm having some difficulty digesting it. what follows is my own mental masturbation regarding my ability to understand the point of the movie. Please, challenge my perceptions and add your own comments.

Why do we need to believe that Jesus was real? It must say somewhere in Christianity what the point of the documentary was, that is, that we are all human, that we should consider not the differences, but the likeness of one another, that, as was stated in the film, it is not through differences on which we connect, but on those things which we find in each other. Maybe I'm assuming too much, but those qualities of life, that experience of oneness between two people or a community seems like it would be found in a church, or in the bible, or from a priest, a minister, or a reverend. Perhaps I want to believe in a greater something out there and I believe that that something should be God and I feel like by placing that great power and knowledge in the same column as what appears to be unfathomably enormous political and societal wrongs undermines a deep, deep sense of who I am and what I believe i represent. its difficult to imagine that in all those teachings, in all that ancient knowledge of human behaviour whether it be summarized from Egyptian, Persian or any other text that there is no mention of creating a sense of oneness or wholeness between the people who are converted. I know it wasn't stated explicitly but it just seems unnecessary to revolt against an institution that is supposed to be and what I believe to be based on truth, the very truth that is expressed in the film. I'm not a religious guy really, maybe I'm just set in my ways after sunday school as a kid.

What amazes me most is the power of film. The whole video was mostly random pictures of eyeballs and screensavers interrupted by Hitler, GWB and members of his administration, muckrakers, wars, bombs, death, destruction, American dollar bills, Rockefellers and Morgans, WTC 1,2 and 7, and so on. it was extremely effective because it took these images that we have associated with power, fame, pain, and insanity and neatly packaged them into something that I believe all people in all societies want to believe about the people on top. they in many cases hate them. in the existence of oppression, ostracism and/or self-doubt that control the average person, the average person wants it turned back on those imposers for liberation. like freedom over the big bully in the school yard, people always need to feel liberated. if people were born with wings they would want to escape into the Ocean. If they were born with fins and gills as well they would want to be in outer space. if people were born without fear, the mind would seek to be liberated from madness. in all of the film's blatant points about the seething greed of bankers, from John Rockefeller to his present day descendents, and the fear mongering created by politicians around the world it did not mention nor inquire about what those men behind the curtains wish to be liberated from.

the fear inspired by the film is that a silent tyranny has developed, whereby the tyrants are unknown and their acting oppressors are you and me. by turning against RFID chips, the IRS (or equivalent), or Ameros (a miserable term that ignores Canada's inclusion in the North American economy [though I shouldn't be upset because it is my insistence on patriotism to a flag that retards my understanding of real world injustices]) to outrightly defy these men we ignore simply that those men behind the curtains are humans too who are just trying to be liberated themselves. I'm not suggesting that we let this whole thing manifest itself into a world government with two very rich men at the top pulling the strings. I'm suggesting that instead of outward aggression and rejection of those things that make us less human that we embrace those things that truly are human. seek to be liberated; from judgment of looks, intelligence, race; from fear of pain, rejection, sorrow, and help others to liberate themselves, including those who pull the strings. by seeking a 'oneness' in each other we cannot be seen as puppets for profits. this revolution will be silent, like the silent socio-political injustice orchestrated by the modern day tyrants, but instead of behind closed doors, it will be in parks, on buses, in classrooms between people of all backgrounds and yes, maybe even sometimes, behind closed doors ;)

My father always said that no matter who you are, we all put our pants on one leg at a time. I'm going to take a stab and assume that this is not in the bible, but it probably should be. after trying a couple times to jump into my pants, I took it as gospel. We're all human and we all want to be free.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

"What is ww.couchsurfing.com?!"




On this week's edition of WIB ("When in Budapest" for the casual readers) I will take you on an inside look at the buzz surrounding this underground social treasure. It all started one cold winter day... scratch that, I think it started on a sweaty summer day, when I curled up on my couch (o the irony) with my cat, Anastasia. The point of the story is, I read the book: "The 4-hour Workweek"- one of my top 10 life-changing books. One of the things I took away from the book was when he used couchsurfing.com to prove his point that you don't always need money to achieve your dreams... or at least go on vacation! Basically, this is just another social networking site except, it's not just another social networking site... users have to do the usual sign up, self-proclaimed legend speech, interests, favs as well as denote thier personal philosophy and say exactly what it is you bring to the couchsurfing project. The site is built around creating trust and a true sense of community, "CouchSurfing is not about the furniture, not just about finding free accommodations around the world; it's about making connections worldwide. We make the world a better place by opening our homes, our hearts, and our lives. We open our minds and welcome the knowledge that cultural exchange makes available. We create deep and meaningful connections that cross oceans, continents and cultures. CouchSurfing wants to change not only the way we travel, but how we relate to the world!" Users are encouraged to get "Verfified" as well as give public feedback and references to other Csers (thats what we call ourselves in the community). The site focuses building connections and comfort - if you want to add a friend, you must answer questions like, how did you meet this person?, how long have you known them?, how well do you know them?, and so forth. Once this information has been included, the application will be sent to the potential friend candidate who will have to approve and accept the above information before you are officially "Cs Friends".

Now after that brief introduction you might still be asking why?! so what! why not facebook, or for the more emo crowd, Myspace? The couchsurfing project was designed to go above and beyond what facebook has created. This site gives you access to a network with tremendous global pull. Once you have built rapport and trust in the community, the people are eager to open their hearts, their minds and their homes. I was able to couchsurf on New Years Eve in Sydney, OZ, when every hotel, hostel, and park bench was booked solid. I have never experienced hospitality like this before. In Sydney I also met up with 40+ Csers for some frisby in the park at one of the regular local meetings, as well as having another Cser in constant phone contact whenever I was lost, hungry or just looking for someone to listen to my lame jokes. Now that I am in Budapest, the boys and I had the night to end all nights at Club Studio (See Mike's earlier post line 4,658 Par:36) I also have another wonderful lady waiting to show us some of her favorite hangouts and eateries.

Next week it is our turn to start giving back to this community, as we have an American Soldier back from Afghanistan on his way to come with us to Prague this weekend, and when we return, 3 lovely ladies from Austria will be calling our living room home. We are stoked to be able to show off our amazing cooking skillz and teach them the three Hungarian phrases that we have mastered. When you step off the beaten path, you sometimes see a new path, and sometimes that new path will have amazing people waiting to share their stories, drinking songs and opinions about who's going to win the stanley cup.

"Do you live for the sake of living, or do you live for the stories"

Corporate Environmental Management

Today in corporate environmental management we did an interesting exercise. The professor split the class up into two groups. He put a 6x6 grid on the white board. One team was X and one team was O. He told us that we had to maximize the number of lines of each symbol on the board. He asked for group representatives and I stood up, shook hands with the other representative and the task, not game, began. Members of each team began thinking of strategies to block the lines of the either to maximize their lines. Tom, the American-Polish student who told me about his interest in leadership and politics spoke up and explained that the point of the exercise is to maximize the collective lines, that we weren't playing a game and that we weren't on opposing teams. In his view, the best strategy led to a win-win where each group had three lines of six. What happened was that we attempted to block eachother's lines ending up with less lines than if we had worked together. The amazing thing about the exercise was that we knew the answer right away from Tom, but insisted on trying to best the other team. In the end, the game was never finished because we took to long but the other team would have ended up with more lines because I placed an X where I shouldn't have. It was a mistake, but the point was to maximize the collective lines, any mistakes after that were meaningless in my opinion (perhaps I'm just trying to justify a silly error in logic). The point was that environmental management is less about the environment and more of creating a win-win-win balance of what seem to be competing pillars of sustainable development: environmental, social, economical.

Anyways, Tom is really smart.

My week in pictures

Hey guys, its been a while since my last post. So sit back, relax, and make a sandwich, this will almost be as long as a "mike post". I'm going to try to illustrate most of my points by pictures, because "Trevor's words don't work so well" after saturday night.
Mike and I went over to Gunter and Martin's pad to watch the super bowl, which was an incredibly entertaining, and disappointing (FU@#ng sixburg). Thanks to the time difference we were able to take the metro home at the early hour of 4:45am.
Later in the week came the pub crawl. 4 bars, strange city, 200 "rosier than normal" new faces. We were all in a jovial state, mad props to Wagner for losing a drinking challenge to the ladies. tAnd then the experience we had been waiting for arrived ... FRESH CAMP. Above is a picture of the first of many "spitches" from the head of our bus. I'd like to think Tristan and I cemented ourselves as the premier orators of our exchange group. Echer was really a beautiful city, it holds some sort of "churches per capita" record for Europe, or Eastern Europe, or northern Hungary ... whatever ... here's a pretty church ... I was more impressed with the quality of insurance products offered in Hungary. I went an knocked on the door to see if I could leverage my experience at Aviva Canada to get a job here for the afternoon, but they were closed ... After a lunch that pretty much consisted of chicken noodle soup, then poutine (sans fromage), we walked up to explore the fort. Nice view, interesting history, wanted a nap ... Waking up to breakfast (spam and rolls, whoohoo!!) was the next moment of clarity in my life. The night party was an absolute BLUR and WHIRLWIND for me. I didn't have any pictures to post of it ... thankfully. I had a great time throughout all of fresh camp and certainly helped support the Canadian contingent in being the LIFE OF THE PARTY.

GREAT first trip! Got me so excited i've already booked Dublin, Milan, and PRAHHHHAAAAA!

Monday, February 9, 2009

budapest a la mode

You can do that on the internet?!?!? is a phrase I've been saying lately.

There are the obvious ones: Facebook, email but they get boring after awhile. I mean, absolutely, creeping drunk pictures of old friends and the odd message is nice, but its like a super genius using only one percent of his brain. the guys here have opened my eyes to what seems to be a land of endless opportunity. It started off modestly enough. We started this blog which I personally believe to be pretty awesome. The "I really like your blog" comments in person and online continue to be made, even by people I've never met. I have heard a few comments that my posts are difficult to read. something about the lack of capitalization and use of paragraphs/indentation. i will apologize now and do my best to correct these short comings in the future.

continuing on with the beauty of the internet. Skype has got to be one of the coolest things ever. Last night I had a conference call with my parents in London and my sister in Kingston. I got to explain to them the insanity of my weekend. Tristan has a profile on Couchsurfing.com (another really cool internet thing) and he got a message from these Hungarian girls who after getting to know tristan better over a few drinks, invited him and his friends (Rock and I) out to this club in the middle of nowhere. The journey, by bus to a hotdog stand so far outside the city that the stars were clearly visible confused me not for its location but for the long line of people waiting to dine on the heatlamp sausages at 11:30. The consortium of semi-drunk Hungarians who were our hosts led us down back alleys, across train tracks, over chainlink fences, across a river, and then we finally saw the searchlights, stretching out into the dark night and the low rumble of one million decibels worth of bass 500 yards away. taxicabs and stretch limousines brought hundreds of people from around budapest to a club called Studio. At this point we weren't sure what to expect. inside was mayhem. surrounding the DJ table were 500 white candles. The wall beyond saw 5 floors of lingerie clad young women dancing with helium balloons and stilettos. lining the walls were twenty platforms upon which satan danced while angels swung from the ceiling balancing what seemed to be heaven and hell. Surrounding the two bars were catwalks and as the night progressed everything from muscle men to midgets, from aliens to acrobats, police babes to pornstars marched, danced, flexed, skipped and juggled on that stage. Oh ya and we were supposed to be dancing to techno beats. we just had to pick our jaws up from off the floor. once we got home from that circus my alarm clock rang 3 hours later signaling that Freshcamp was about to begin.

I dont have much to say about Freshcamp.

The bus ride to Eger, Hungary was filled with napping and Hungarian folk songs. In northern Hungary, Eger is supposedly known as Wine Country. I'm sure no one limited themselves to just wine however. Lunch was french fries and lamb gravy with chopped cabbage on the side and gassy water avec chunks of something that neither Bill or I want to think about. with upset stomachs and the taste of lamb in our mouths we woke up 3 hours later from a much needed nap and ventured to the nearest Tesco for supplies (mostly coke and beer). the bus to dinner was scheduled to leave at 6:30, so when we got back from tesco at 6:15 still smelly from the bus ride and the night before, with the taste of lamb and cabbage in our mouths and not a drink drank, we made a move.

running through the hostel in towels and liquor in hand we quickly showered, drank, shaved, and brushed our teeth arriving to the bus on time drunk off CBA brand whisky (thats equivalent to what whisky would taste like if Price Chopper had its own brand). after this, my memory has been constructed mostly by others, as mental capacity diminished exponentially as the night wore on. I remember the live music at dinner. Men with moustaches and xylophones plunking out Hungarian folk music while waiters carried metre long flutes filled with different wines. the end of the flute was plugged by their finger (probably a questionable hygienic practice back home) until they fired the wine into glasses, into mouths and onto table cloths. I dont remember what we ate, but I remember dancing with Guillaume in a crazy french style around the restaurant, telling Laura about my understanding of the finer things in life, and then suddenly we were all back on the bus somehow the Canadians dominating the 'Spiches' on the microphone singing "Do you hear that? Listen... A wimba way, a wimba way, (a little lower) a wimba way a wimba way" followed by the high pitched crescendo "Dee Dee Dee Dee De DEE De DEe De Da Dee Dum Da Duh waaaaayy" i only remember being very loud on the microphone and telling someone who looked grumpy to loosen up. some people dont share our enthusiasm about bus rides.

When we got back, the gymnasium (you're probably struggling with visuals right now. the hostel we were staying at was actually a girls private school. there was a gymnasium and a cafeteria attached with basketball and soccer courts outside. nobody played soccer, unless soccer could be considered a relay race with three teams of 150 hammered international students where fermented peaches swimming in a liqueur consisting of 20 year old fruit juices and nail polish remover which was said to blind those who consume more than 3 litres are ingested [or rather held in the mouth until the participant returned to the team to start the next one in line on their mission to be the best team and spit the oozy goo into a plastic cup]. I dont remember who won but then suddenly [it may have taken 15 minutes to develop] my team was lapping up a different bowl of unsure liqueur trying to be the first team to win. that game ended with me picking up a table and pouring its spilled booze into my mouth probably embarrassing myself and my country in the process) was a roaring dance party at which point i really cant recall much. I was told in the morning that during a hungarian kissing game i knocked over one of the student organizers and had an infraction with another young lady over a bottle of champagne. I apologized in the morning for what I had done and those of you reading this if you were upset by my actions at any point please take the opportunity to send me an email at mike_melito@hotmail.com and discuss it fully with me. Needless to say, Freshcamp was unreal and I would recommend the girls highschool in Eger as the place to stay.

The morning was slow and painful. The baths in Miscolc (sp) were loud because they were in a cave. Lunch wasn't so great and I think everyone was really happy to get home.

ya, so the internet is pretty sweet. I just got an eBay account and have bought sweet stuff already and am excited to purchase more. The guys and I booked trips to Ireland, Egypt (Im super glad theyre coming with otherwise i'd be in Cairo by myself which would be cool, but definitely cooler with them), Milan, Prague (we're staying at Sir Toby's from the 13 to the 15) and have discussed a possible trip to the Cologne Carnival in two weeks. its apparently bigger than St Patricks Day in Dublin, but this was coming from two Germans who are from Cologne themselves. Either way I think its worthy to check out. Oh and theres this totally fantastic site called Couchsurfing.com. Rock and Tristan are members and they've put our couch up on it. Already (like in the last two days) we have an ex-US military guy who plays the ukelele and harmonica who is staying with us and coming to Prague with us too and next week there will three austrian girls (well 30 year olds, young women) staying with us for a few days. I hope its all for the best and everyone has a good time. rock and I are hoping to Couch surf when we're in Milan and meet up with other Couch surfers for the AC Milan game on the 26th.

And the last thing the internet is sweet for is torrenting e-books. dont tell the publishers.

Are we Human or are we Dancer..?


Dearest Eger,

Our time together was short, yet still ripe with meaning. Some people would of had their doubts, with you being so old... and me, well, not so old. I was never attracted to your wealth, glamor or pure beauty... there was something else... something deeper. The drive through the countryside was a much needed escape, escape from the graffiti of the city life. You showed me peace, you showed me the simplistic landscape of rural harmony. At first, I felt like I was back at the shire, back in my youth. But, I knew, I knew right away that these 2 short days would be special.

Yours truly,

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Memory is what makes our lives

This weekend we all went to a town north-east of Budapest on a trip organized by ESN (the committe taking care of us exchange students). Amidst the fun and drinking I kept thinking about a quote by Luis Bunuel that I read a few years ago:

You have to begin to lose your memory, if only in bits and pieces, to realize that memory is what makes our lives. Life without memory is no life at all, just as an intelligence without the possibility of expression is not really an intelligence. Our memory is our coherence, our reason, our feeling, even our action. Without it, we are nothing.

Luis Bunuel
1900-1983, Spanish Film Director
Tristan asked me a question a few nights ago while trying to convince me to go out: Do you live for the sake of living or do you live for the stories? That got me thinking, and the two days in Eger have made me realize how much of my life I've probably forgotten. Take a second and think about all the things you don't remember. Sounds a bit silly, but to not make a conscious effort to remember all the good and important times is a mistake, in my opinion.

Friday, February 6, 2009

My Life (circa 5:10am)

blaaaahhhhh...

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Jacked Up

Hey all,

just finished a run up Gellert and did my pushups and situps.
P: 19
S: 26
Not bad but I was supposed to do it yesterday so I actually had an extra day to rest. its coming definitely. i can almost do thirty in a row now haha, thats like 20 - 30% of my goal with 4.33 weeks remaining. I can do it. I have to.
Ive met some really cool people since ive been here. Gunter and Martin are pretty awesome and Im taking a class with them. Its financial market risk analysis or something like that. basically the prof puts everyone in small groups and gives each group a question or a news paper article from the business pages and we have to explain what the article is about in front of the class. My group had to speak about the repurchase agreement between OMV and MOL two energy firms in Hungary. I dont konw Ive never heard of either of them, let alone what a repurchase agreement is. but thats the best part. they dont tell you what to do, they give you the problem and you have like 10 minutes to figure out the context of the article, what the certain financial instrument is that they are talking about and then explain that to the class. luckily i arrived late and was too far behind to contribute to the discussion. the class is totally a win-win for me because everyone else (well some other really smart/informed people do) seems to know just about as much about the subject as I do. Its a crash course in market analysis and i dont have to do well, haha, pass fail rules. the whole thing fits into the theme that Tristan keeps harping on. Make money by not working. I dont know if i should be more cautious of these crazy beliefs but im in budapest. anything against the grain is just part of the experience. In addition to taking this financial risk course (where I learned that Porsche, in a sneaky short selling scheme, managed to make a heap of money off of Volkswagen's investors by holding on to all the stocks they needed to buy when the stock didnt fall thereby raising the demand for the stock and the price even more. Porsche made 1 billion dollars selling cars last year and six billion on the stock market. you might want to check that, just to be sure) I'm taking an E-Commerce course. The two classes are part of a European system called CEMS which basically means the course meets standards of quality instruction high enough to be recognized around the world. Tom, a polish-american student told me this today after our super lame Success to Leadership class which I immediately dropped at Tom's insistence. he said that the prof will rot your mind and turn you away from other, better leadership courses. He then told me a bunch of books I should read. one of which was Jack Welch's 'Winning'. He wants to be a US Senator. I'll make sure that I keep him as a contact. So I'm in those two classes with super smart European kids who are destined to dominate the world. After the finance class we went to a lecture given by the president of CIB, a bank in Hungary. He was mostly quite boring, limited in his public speaking abilities, but what was interesting was his cynicism of the our global financial future. apparently, CIB is the least pessimistic bank (in other words, most optimistic) in hungary he told us, but he has no faith in the future economy globally. "When I see the events that have taken place globally, and that are affecting us locally I can only be pessimistic about the future," he said with a reddening face. I am kind of concerned with the health of the Hungarian forint, I have money sitting in a deposit for Rent here and if i get it back in four months and its worthless Ill be pretty pissed. I'm not sure how to protect myself from that occuring. Im sure some of my financial buddies could figure out a way to hedge the market and reduce the risk... I'm taking "The Art of Persuasion" also. today I was given a role play in front of the class where I had to sell a girl in the class a 1000 euro Armani suit (which was imaginary). I could give her a 5-10% discount if I sold some accessories with it. I sold her a skirt, not a suit, and a pair of sandals for 1000 euro. the prof asked me if i have any experience in sales. i told her i shouldve done better. That should be a fun course. I'm reading 4 Hour Work Week by Timothy Ferriss. Hes a guy who before he was thirty figured out that no one needs to work for works sake. He explains that 9-5 is completely arbitrary and that all of the important things in your day can be completed before 11 am leaving time to enjoy other things that youve always wanted to do. He limits communication to 12 and 4 pm and eliminates all useless information. im not exactly interested in becoming a cold person at work, but his philosophy is fun to imagine. He advocates two months of work with one month to do the things you want, dreamlines instead of timelines, and that people dont need to be millionaires to behave like millionaires. for example, he figured out he could afford an aston martin, write a bestselling book, learn a new language and something else cool by following the less-is-more approach and maximizing your strengths. ill let you know how it goes. I played foosball last night with Trevor and these insane Hungarian guys. they lit us up but were gentlemanly about it. gotta respect those hungarians.

A Break-fast of Champ-ions


There comes a time in every man's life where he must make a decision that will have a detrimental effect on the near and binding future: what to eat for breakfast - marmite & toast?, pasta & sugar?, or poached eggs on Turkish bread with tomato, onion, avocado and grilled cheese... hmm, this isn't like trying to get the dryer to work... it aint rocket science! - or is it?!.

WIB - The Breakfast of Champions.

Ingredients:

1 medium-sized, signifcantly-ripe banana
4 ounces of 1.5% generously-chilled milk
8 ounces of CBA corn flakes
6 ounces of organic, Tristan-selected muesli
1/2 ounce of natural, light-brown honey

Other Materials:

1 19.5 ounce bowl
1 lucky spoon

Cooking Directions:

Step 1: On a sanatized cooking surface, create a even layer of corn flakes in the aforementioned bowl.

Step 2: Gently shake the muesli on top of the aforementioned layer of corn flakes

Step 3: Slice the aforementioned banana into 11 equal slices before placing in a MET-inspired arrangment

Step 4: Drizzle the honey in a counterclockwise motion on top of the aforementioned MET-inspired banana ensemble

Step 5: Enjoy livin da dream - you are now ready to make deals and take names

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Professor doesn't always equate to teacher


I walked into my last class of the day feeling a little tired and took the seat closest to the door. About 5 minutes after the class was supposed to start, the professor walks in and up to the white-board, takes off his jacket, grabs a marker, and begins to scribble. No personal introduction. No introduction to the course. I began to wonder whether I'd missed a few of his classes? Alright, so the guy doesn't like to talk.. so what? He's just there to teach, right?

Well, I suppose he tried. Five minutes into the course I knew I was dropping it. The guy simply could not teach. This leads me to my main point here....... just because you are a professor does not mean you are a teacher!

This is by no means a problem with Corvinus University....my professors earlier in the morning were awesome. They were teachers. But some professors, including some I've had in Queen's, are simply horrible. Anyone instructing any class at the university level should go through a teacher's ed program.....a thesis and long years of study are by no means enough preparation.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Our presentations skills proff is the PERFECT orator


I noticed no flaws in the presentation skills of my presentations skills prof. Most of that was becaused he failed to show up for MY FIRST EVER CLASS IN HUNGARY.

Hopefully I'll learn tomorrow ...

gtg, i'm about to sit down to a great hungarian meal cooked for us by tristan's tandem partner Bea!

uninteresting blog post

this last post has been a long time in the making. I cannot explain why i have neglected the cyber world in the last few days other than i just haven't found anything interesting to write about. here is my uninteresting blog post.

it happened sometime after tristan and i got the fastest haircuts ever from these really funny hungarian ladies at Musckva ter, sometime after i was uncomfortable at the hungarian art galleries, sometime after friday morning's miserable orientation where i felt cocky for no reason and afterward an asshole. on the tram home i decided to smile. and damn it feels good. since then a big stupid grin hasn't left my face. when i stub my toe, i smile; if a hungarian tries to put me down with pessimism, i laugh in their face; when somethings wrong, its made right. its a really empowering feeling.

on friday night, the Erasmus Student Network, the committee that organizes the exchange students held an orientation night. we played all sorts of fun hungarian games like the game where someone in the middle gets to hit people around the circle when they screw up, and the one where you get to close your eyes and grope people next to you looking for their "hand". afterwards we were introduced to traditional hungarian dancing. small girls danced around holding wine on their heads while boys slapped the floor and their boots. in a spectacular display of hand holding, jumping, slapping, spinning, yelping, screaming, and kicking i fell in love with a rare art form. it was when i got to dance the dance myself that i felt truly blessed to be in hungary. i can remember taking laura's hand, asking her as only a gentleman could, "would you care to dance", when she firmly decided that we shouldnt dance together. after crying in the corner for five minutes we were able to dance a dance that would have made King Stephan I of Hungary (the first king of hungary, 896 AD) jive in his grave.

i drank only smiles that night, challenging the psyche that we need liquid courage to enjoy ourselves. i could move with youthful people, confident enough in my decision not to drink to get outside of myself and say hello, where are you from, where is that, is that near bulgaria, it isnt, do you live with animals, no, ? other people weren't happy because i drank their smiles.

saturday started slow. I woke up late, as i seem to do every day. the canadian girls came over and we planned our domination of corvinus university. we brainstormed different events that could happen. formals, semi formals, grade 6 dances, pub golf, scavenger hunt, and finally a trip to portugal, egypt, tunisia, spain, croatia, or any other beach location. the goal, one of tristan's brain waves, is to bring a western flavour to the east and spring them out of their misery. if we lead it, we will be legends, legends of corvinus, of budpest, of hungary. the seven kings of hungary look over Hero's Square. the seven canadians will be heroes of corvinus. i hung out with Gunther and Martin and Tom and Sandra at Gunther's flat. we went to Crazy Cafe.

the baths were really nice on sunday. i got to know a lot of the international students a lot better since they were in their bathing suits. Kurt warner lost the superbowl for the cardinals (you could argue that Ben roethlisberger won it however). anyways i found that i couldnt stay in my seat.

monday i had my first class. behavioural economics. my prof looks like Jabba the Hut, the pimp-worm-gangster, from StarWars. i dont know whats going on in that class. it seems that everything at this school is just a little bit off, like theres a screw loose or a cog missing.

pushups: 17
Situps: 24

i nearly died. how am i so weak? and fat? just keep smiling. and running up Gellert Hill. which is killing me too it seems. the view is less and less impressive every time i run up it.

Sleeping troubles

Last night I went to bed at around 2:30 a.m. and as soon as I closed my eyes I began to hear a weird noise. It was as if someone was continuously crumpling large peices of gift wrap. I started thinking that the old lady next door was causing the noise - maybe she hated us that much. But the noise never stopped. Eventually, I looked around the room and noticed my slanted windows and finally realized that it was the sound of rain banging against them. I've never had windows like that and because of the weird noise, I didn't assume it was rain. The damn noise kept me up for around an hour or two. Or perhaps it was the two Redbulls I had that night.

Photo taken with my Nokia E71.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Szechenyi Baths


Take the above image and change it to night time, add in 0 degree weather, and you'll get a good picture of where we were tonight. The Szechenyi baths were an awesome experience.. there was nothing like being in 40 degree water and getting up to change pools in the freezing weather. As relaxing as they are though, I'm dead tired right now.. they really drain the energy out of you -maybe it's the body trying to adjust to the extreme and sudden changes in the surrounding temperature? I don't know, but hearing Tristan snore right now proves that they really do tire the body somehow ;D

When in Budapest, do as the Hungarians do


Whats up?! Holla!! Hogy Vagy??!!

When in Budapest, WIB, do as the Hungarians do... step one - master their language.

Below you will find the beginnings to the WIB Rosetta Stone V1.1, this very powerful tool is ideal for inner city College Living and Post Pre-Game Adventures.

Please be advised that clinical trials have only recently begun and we are still awaiting FDA approval. Patent pending.

You will find the Hungarian word to the far left (minus all the fancy dots, squiggles and such... this blog can't handle it)

On the far right you will find the WIB translation, read it as you see, simple, effective and charming.

Welcome to a new world.

Hodgy Vagy? - How are you doing? [hodge vadge]
Jol - Fine [yol]
Es Te? - And you? [ehsha tah]
Koszonom! - Thank you! [koosonum]
Koszi - Thanks [koosy]
Nincs Mit - Not at all [niche meet]
Semmiseg - Don't worry about it [shemisheeg]
Akarlak Most - I want you right now! [okoreluck mowsht]
Szeretnek - I would like to [saretnick]
Osszetorted a Szivem - You broke my heart [oosaytorted ah seavem]
Viszlat - Bye [vislat]
Egeszsegedre - Cheers (for one person) [eggashegahdrah]
Egeszsegetekre - Cheers (4 everyone) [Eggashegahtekrah]
Szeretlek - I love you [Saretleck]
Imadlak - I love you so much [Imadlack]
Masnapossag - Hang-over [mashnposhag]
Froccs - White wine with soda water [ferrosh]
Kurva - Whore [kurrva]

When more words become available and once my team has deamed them safe for everday use, they will be posted.

- Dream Big Dreams