There comes a time in every man's life where he must make a decision that will have a detrimental effect on the near and binding future: what to eat for breakfast - marmite & toast?, pasta & sugar?, or poached eggs on Turkish bread with tomato, onion, avocado and grilled cheese... hmm, this isn't like trying to get the dryer to work... it aint rocket science! - or is it?!.
WIB - The Breakfast of Champions.
Ingredients:
1 medium-sized, signifcantly-ripe banana
4 ounces of 1.5% generously-chilled milk
8 ounces of CBA corn flakes
6 ounces of organic, Tristan-selected muesli
1/2 ounce of natural, light-brown honey
Other Materials:
1 19.5 ounce bowl
1 lucky spoon
Cooking Directions:
Step 1: On a sanatized cooking surface, create a even layer of corn flakes in the aforementioned bowl.
Step 2: Gently shake the muesli on top of the aforementioned layer of corn flakes
Step 3: Slice the aforementioned banana into 11 equal slices before placing in a MET-inspired arrangment
Step 4: Drizzle the honey in a counterclockwise motion on top of the aforementioned MET-inspired banana ensemble
Step 5: Enjoy livin da dream - you are now ready to make deals and take names
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